Saturday, October 23, 2010

Hearsay Drama Note

Courtesy of Ms. U, my saving grace/next door neighbor and a fellow Note Confiscator.

Thursday, October 14, 2010


"U r playful.  i don't like that ugly boy now plz giv me som candy"

Confiscated at 5th period to some serious teeth-sucking disdain by its author.  "BUT I WASN'T EVEN PASSING IT!!! IT FELL OUT OF MY BINDER!!! **quietly goes into my pocket** Maaaaan." #NOTMYPROBLEM

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Jehovah's Witness Confiscated Note

This girl is the sweetest.  She is one of my most polite and highest performing students amidst a 7th period roster that could make Gandhi emotionally binge eat Oreos while crying.

Every day after class, she sticks around and helps me tidy up the battle debris of books, paper scraps, and Silly Bandz left on the floor.

One particular day, this note (and convenient informational pamphlet) was left on my desk as she waved goodbye and darted out.

Enjoy this thoughtful- and equally creepy- message in its grammatically cryptic glory!  

(Note: We're not on a first initial basis... I blurred out the names for privacy.)

Monday, October 11, 2010